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10 New Songs To Add To Your Halloween Playlist Betches

November 4, 2018

Happy Halloweekend, friends! Do you have your awesome costumes picked out? Are you excited to drink awesome shooters and soak up each others’ awesomeness? You better be. In preparation of this huge partying weekend, you’re going to need a dope partying playlist. And of course I have got you covered with some of my favorite […]

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Weekend Horoscopes For November 2-4, 2018 Betches

November 3, 2018

Are you nursing a Halloween hangover or gearing up for round two? The Moon in Virgo this weekend pushes you to look for the structured and comfortable things in life, while also making you keenly aware of details. Likewise, a Venus-Neptune connection makes it hard to determine the truth. Is he not texting you back […]

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Horror Movie Character Logic That Falls Apart In Three Steps

November 2, 2018

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. It’s that time of year, when everyone sits down to binge some serious horror movies, because apparently we’ve forgotten how idiotically horror movie characters behave. We’re here to remind you what utter dummies the characters in scary […]

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Hilary Duff Gave Her Baby A Very Confusing Name Betches

November 1, 2018

We’ve come so far since the days of Lizzie McGuire, so it’s pretty crazy that Hilary Duff is still only 31 years old. These days, Hilary seems like she’s doing great, and last week she gave birth to her second child! She previously had a son, Luca, in 2012, with her then-husband Mike Comrie. They […]

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These Were The Scariest 33 Things Of Your Childhood (That Shouldnt Have Been)

October 30, 2018

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it. It’s fairly scary, being a child. There are lots of important, serious things to worry about. Which makes it all the more puzzling when we wind up being afraid of random, mundane things that aren’t actually frightening […]

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The Best Subscription Boxes That Aren’t The Ones Bachelor Contestants Promote on Instagram

October 26, 2018

If you’re in the market for a subscription box but don’t want to pay into past Bachelor contestant’s Instagram-made empires, then look no further, as I’ve rounded up the six best subscription boxes that you won’t find alongside laxative teas on past cast members’ Instagram feeds. Whether you’re looking to get beauty products, spiritual shit, food, […]

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Celebrities You Never Knew Attended the Same School Betches

October 24, 2018

Most of us dread the thought of our high school days. For me, it’s awkward memories filled with braces and embarrassing stories. I have trouble remembering a large portion of my classmates, but if I had celebrity classmates, you can bet your bottom dollar I would remember them. What I gather from reading celebrity blind […]

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What Not To Wear In Your Dating App Pictures Betches

October 20, 2018

ANYWAY, back to what you came here for. As cliche as it is, you want to make sure your profile pics represent the real you. (Well, the best version of you, that is.) And, as with anything in life, you want to stay away from polarizing extremes. Unless that is truly who you are, of […]

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The Spookiest TV Shows & Movies Coming To Netflix In October Betches

October 19, 2018

It’s Halloween betches, and it’s time to get spooky AF. Netflix is adding to the festivities with the scariest TV shows and movies—’tis the season for sleeping with the lights on and double locking all your doors. There’s no better way to get in the spirit of Halloween than living in darkness with only your […]

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Are Fiber Supplements A Scam? We Asked A Nutritionist Betches

October 16, 2018

Like any betch, I’m constantly complaining, and usually, it’s about my stomach. It feels like I’m forever stuck in a cycle of either sh*tting to the death or being constipated for a year. Yeah, it’s TMI, but I can’t be the only one suffering—and I’m not. A lot of these struggles can come down to […]

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